"Derailed Freight Train... will likely cause extreme
heart palpitations, spontaneous dancing, binge
drinking, hallucinatory visions, increased sex drive,
heightened sense of ninja skills and Beatle-mania like
hysteria." -David Downey, Jr.., Woke With A Plan

"Derailed Freight Train really sucks." -Overturned Big Rig

"Derailed Freight Train could be really good if he learned
to play one of his instruments." -Ernie Small, Tonight Show Band

"Who?" - Most People

"Don't take offense by this, but when I saw you in that video, you
looked like the cutest, sexiest indie-boy I'd ever seen. How did
they pull that off?" -A Friend of Mine